Listener (Aaron)

Teachers quickly shut this down, so I went down to the river below next. I woke up in a pile of blood with half my front tooth missing. Apparently one kid wasn't done throwing rocks down from above. The look on my classmates' faces as I climbed back up the steep bank covered in blood, snot, and tears. And the panic of my teacher as he ran for a makeshift first aid kit.

Was about an hour car ride to the hospital, three trips to the dentist resulting in a root canal and a fake front tooth. It's always been a couple of shades darker since. P.S. I got $8,500 for it when I turned 18. Money was gone within three months, spending on everything but a tooth. I mean. Who wrote that? Stephen King?

Was about an hour car ride to the hospital, three trips to the dentist resulting in a root canal and a fake front tooth. It's always been a couple of shades darker since. P.S. I got $8,500 for it when I turned 18. Money was gone within three months, spending on everything but a tooth. I mean. Who wrote that? Stephen King?

Was about an hour car ride to the hospital, three trips to the dentist resulting in a root canal and a fake front tooth. It's always been a couple of shades darker since. P.S. I got $8,500 for it when I turned 18. Money was gone within three months, spending on everything but a tooth. I mean. Who wrote that? Stephen King?

That's pretty fucking good.

That's pretty fucking good.

That's pretty fucking good.

Yeah. That's what we're looking for. That kid was forever affected by a simple school field trip. The tooth is shade darker. Seen plenty of them in my day. A couple of family members with that. That's, man, that is so what.

Yeah. That's what we're looking for. That kid was forever affected by a simple school field trip. The tooth is shade darker. Seen plenty of them in my day. A couple of family members with that. That's, man, that is so what.

Yeah. That's what we're looking for. That kid was forever affected by a simple school field trip. The tooth is shade darker. Seen plenty of them in my day. A couple of family members with that. That's, man, that is so what.

That's a field trip right there.

That's a field trip right there.

That's a field trip right there.

Fourth grade, you're 10. You're 9 to 11. It's all right. You're just hucking rocks off a bridge. Nothing's better. Yeah. I thought you'd catch one in the chin. I mean, that guy went into a landing zone. Just think of how bad.

Fourth grade, you're 10. You're 9 to 11. It's all right. You're just hucking rocks off a bridge. Nothing's better. Yeah. I thought you'd catch one in the chin. I mean, that guy went into a landing zone. Just think of how bad.

Fourth grade, you're 10. You're 9 to 11. It's all right. You're just hucking rocks off a bridge. Nothing's better. Yeah. I thought you'd catch one in the chin. I mean, that guy went into a landing zone. Just think of how bad.

You never do that. Think of how panicked those teachers must have been. What do you do? The lawsuit, the this, the that, the oh, my God. I would have fucking killed him and threw him off the bridge.

You never do that. Think of how panicked those teachers must have been. What do you do? The lawsuit, the this, the that, the oh, my God. I would have fucking killed him and threw him off the bridge.

You never do that. Think of how panicked those teachers must have been. What do you do? The lawsuit, the this, the that, the oh, my God. I would have fucking killed him and threw him off the bridge.

My sister's a teacher, and she would do, like, the ski. She'd take them skiing. She took them to different countries, the language clubs, all that. And I'm going, you're fucking crazy. Skiing? Every ski, she'd take them to, like, Spain and India. Not India, but I don't know. Indian casino reservation. Lost six grand. Yeah, but I'm like, I wouldn't take any kids anywhere.