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Listener (Aaron)

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
9008 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Field Trips Edition w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

My sister's a teacher, and she would do, like, the ski. She'd take them skiing. She took them to different countries, the language clubs, all that. And I'm going, you're fucking crazy. Skiing? Every ski, she'd take them to, like, Spain and India. Not India, but I don't know. Indian casino reservation. Lost six grand. Yeah, but I'm like, I wouldn't take any kids anywhere.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Field Trips Edition w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

My sister's a teacher, and she would do, like, the ski. She'd take them skiing. She took them to different countries, the language clubs, all that. And I'm going, you're fucking crazy. Skiing? Every ski, she'd take them to, like, Spain and India. Not India, but I don't know. Indian casino reservation. Lost six grand. Yeah, but I'm like, I wouldn't take any kids anywhere.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Field Trips Edition w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

No, I don't want to be involved in that. There was always too much. There's too much that could go wrong for you as a teacher. You know what I mean? Yeah, if a kid gets in the head with a rock. Yeah, that's the least of your problems. Somebody gets pregnant or something like that, who the fuck knows what happens? Two kids boning somewhere?

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Field Trips Edition w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

No, I don't want to be involved in that. There was always too much. There's too much that could go wrong for you as a teacher. You know what I mean? Yeah, if a kid gets in the head with a rock. Yeah, that's the least of your problems. Somebody gets pregnant or something like that, who the fuck knows what happens? Two kids boning somewhere?

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Field Trips Edition w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

No, I don't want to be involved in that. There was always too much. There's too much that could go wrong for you as a teacher. You know what I mean? Yeah, if a kid gets in the head with a rock. Yeah, that's the least of your problems. Somebody gets pregnant or something like that, who the fuck knows what happens? Two kids boning somewhere?

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Field Trips Edition w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

I mean, I think that was going to happen. I mean, if two kids are going to bone on a fucking splunking field trip, they're going to have at it wherever they are. There ain't nothing you can do to stop it. Did you ever hook up in school? In school? Yeah, like on school grounds? No. At that point, everything was so... This wasn't like... Did you have cameras? Yeah. You did? In high school, yeah.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Field Trips Edition w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

I mean, I think that was going to happen. I mean, if two kids are going to bone on a fucking splunking field trip, they're going to have at it wherever they are. There ain't nothing you can do to stop it. Did you ever hook up in school? In school? Yeah, like on school grounds? No. At that point, everything was so... This wasn't like... Did you have cameras? Yeah. You did? In high school, yeah.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Field Trips Edition w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

I mean, I think that was going to happen. I mean, if two kids are going to bone on a fucking splunking field trip, they're going to have at it wherever they are. There ain't nothing you can do to stop it. Did you ever hook up in school? In school? Yeah, like on school grounds? No. At that point, everything was so... This wasn't like... Did you have cameras? Yeah. You did? In high school, yeah.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Field Trips Edition w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

No shit. Yeah, I mean, you got to think at this point. Oh, dude, we went to a new high school. That's right. It was a new facility. I mean, that was like, there was cops. There was like, we grew up watching the 80s, like the fucking Zack Morrises who were like floating around doing whatever. We were in like a jail, essentially. Yeah, you were. Clear backpacks and fucking.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Field Trips Edition w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

No shit. Yeah, I mean, you got to think at this point. Oh, dude, we went to a new high school. That's right. It was a new facility. I mean, that was like, there was cops. There was like, we grew up watching the 80s, like the fucking Zack Morrises who were like floating around doing whatever. We were in like a jail, essentially. Yeah, you were. Clear backpacks and fucking.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Field Trips Edition w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

No shit. Yeah, I mean, you got to think at this point. Oh, dude, we went to a new high school. That's right. It was a new facility. I mean, that was like, there was cops. There was like, we grew up watching the 80s, like the fucking Zack Morrises who were like floating around doing whatever. We were in like a jail, essentially. Yeah, you were. Clear backpacks and fucking.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Field Trips Edition w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Things that started happening already that were like, you know, doors locked. Just post Columbine. Yeah, I was fucking six when Columbine happened.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Field Trips Edition w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Things that started happening already that were like, you know, doors locked. Just post Columbine. Yeah, I was fucking six when Columbine happened.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Field Trips Edition w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Things that started happening already that were like, you know, doors locked. Just post Columbine. Yeah, I was fucking six when Columbine happened.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Field Trips Edition w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Damn. Ten? What year? I don't know. It was 99, I believe. I was in my 20s.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Field Trips Edition w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Damn. Ten? What year? I don't know. It was 99, I believe. I was in my 20s.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Field Trips Edition w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Damn. Ten? What year? I don't know. It was 99, I believe. I was in my 20s.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Field Trips Edition w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

So we went to the Edgar Allan Poe house.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Field Trips Edition w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

So we went to the Edgar Allan Poe house.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Field Trips Edition w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

So we went to the Edgar Allan Poe house.