Lloyd Langford

I managed to make it.

before they'd even opened the doors for my audience so i could go backstage it's a thursday night it's regarded as one of the quieter less vibey nights of the festival my daughter's childminder was there with her mum so i was not nervous but i was like i want this to go well otherwise i'm gonna potentially lose her to max

she did like our live show at the town hall it's true lloyd's written this whole show just about how wonderful she is and another brilliant thing that i remember she did once i was also my venue was like in the basement of the victoria hotel and i just assumed that there was no

wi-fi there and before the show i started thinking i hope that the childminder and her mother have got into the venue there hasn't been any difficulty i have no phone signal but then i connect to the wi-fi in the hotel and ann has sent me a good luck message and a photograph that has yet to download because i haven't had the wi-fi

And then when I connect to the Wi-Fi, the message downloads and it is a photograph of Gwen's naked ass with a smiley face drawn on it.

In texture.

They got in okay and they had a good time by all accounts.

Great.

Nothing out of the ordinary or anything happened.

I just, I did the show and...

My friend, Carl Donnelly, who is a comedian who isn't doing the show in the festival, but has just moved to Australia and just had a newborn.

Love Carl.

Yeah.

He told me that he was in the city doing a gig.

And we met the baby before the live show in Melbourne.

We did.

We've met this fresh baby.

Oh, great.

Yeah.

He was doing a show at the Spiegel house on,