Lloyd Langford
speaker
926 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard Apr 2026
last heard 21 Apr
Lloyd Langford’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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and wheels it up in front of him and then he proceeds to read his jokes from the autocue machine and any goodwill in the room just instantly evaporates i've never seen anything like it he had like a standing ovation at the start and then by the end just fucking crickets like they couldn't believe it
He was trying out material, I think monologues for a TV show.
I don't think he cared about the live audience.
And that feeling was palpable.
So does Ian Smith do this at his gig?
I turned up, I thought I was going to be late for Ian's gig, but I turned up when he was at the back of the room chatting with his technician.
So I had a chat with him for like 10 minutes before his show started.
And I said, look, I'm going to sit at the very back and I'll just duck away right at the end because I have to get to my venue.
And yeah, it was all fine.
I managed to make it.
before they'd even opened the doors for my audience so i could go backstage it's a thursday night it's regarded as one of the quieter less vibey nights of the festival my daughter's childminder was there with her mum so i was not nervous but i was like i want this to go well otherwise i'm gonna potentially lose her to max
she did like our live show at the town hall it's true lloyd's written this whole show just about how wonderful she is and another brilliant thing that i remember she did once i was also my venue was like in the basement of the victoria hotel and i just assumed that there was no
wi-fi there and before the show i started thinking i hope that the childminder and her mother have got into the venue there hasn't been any difficulty i have no phone signal but then i connect to the wi-fi in the hotel and ann has sent me a good luck message and a photograph that has yet to download because i haven't had the wi-fi
And then when I connect to the Wi-Fi, the message downloads and it is a photograph of Gwen's naked ass with a smiley face drawn on it.
In texture.
They got in okay and they had a good time by all accounts.
Great.
Nothing out of the ordinary or anything happened.
I just, I did the show and...
My friend, Carl Donnelly, who is a comedian who isn't doing the show in the festival, but has just moved to Australia and just had a newborn.
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