Lloyd Langford

I bought the smallest possible popcorn, a long black for me and two fizzy waters, as she calls them.

We had a sparkling water each.

Then we went up into the cinema and then obviously we had to sit through the trailers and adverts for 15 minutes.

And she was like, where's the movie?

I don't know, because I don't think you need to see as a four year old an advert for a new car.

There were lots of children and parents there because it's a school holidays.

I feel like I did not research the film well enough.

So it was a children's film, but I would say it was quite high concept.

And maybe...

better suited to like a five or a six year old but she was absolutely enthralled by it oh yeah to the point where i got into a little bit of trouble for this when we came home but we finished the fizzy waters and she wanted more water and i said let's go down back to the concession stand and get more water and she said i'm not coming with you because i'll miss the film wow

So I left her in the cinema on her own as I went down the stairs to replace the waters.

When I came back after the screening, I told Anne and the nanny that and they thought it was an insane decision on my behalf.

my inclination was to take her and she did not want to go.

And then also when we were leaving the cinema, she needed to use the toilet.

And I said, let me take you into the gents toilet.

And she was like, no, I'm going in the ladies on my own.

Yeah.

And then just went in there.

And then obviously I, now I'm powerless.

I'm just waiting outside the door.