Lou Wall

And so they looked really young.

I'm six, five.

I've looked 40 since I was 12.

Oh.

People, like, when we would hold hands walking down the street, I think people would think that I was, like, taking my son to school.

Like... No.

But... So, like, height to me, like, doesn't really fucking matter in queer relationships.

But in straight relationships, like, men get so, like... But what I have been doing, which I know is bad, and I shouldn't, but I think it's funny... ..is...

So I won't put my height in my bio in the dating apps, right?

I feel like it's a guy thing to do.

I won't put my height, but when I go... Yeah, and when I go on dates with straight men, I will, like, get there early and I will start seated.

LAUGHTER And then when they enter, I just rise.

I mean, if the reaction is bad, the date ends there.

I love a short king.

Yeah, what's your... When did you know, Lou?

Mine is, when did I know that first impressions counted?

And I guess I've told this story.

I used to do this bit as a stand-up bit.

But no one knew the context that I was actually going on a date at the time.

So essentially this happened many years ago.