Lou Wall

Are you serious?

Did no one else around you notice that?

No, because the water was coming up by the time.

And so... I naturally am like, this is the worst day of my fucking life.

Like...

I'm a myopic bitch.

And then I don't know how it is possible to make this situation worse.

But there's two guys standing there.

And what I don't realise is that one of these guys is my date.

And he turns to the other guy and thinks I'm out of earshot and just goes to him, does she think that's her dog?

And then I say the worst thing a queer Gen Z person from Melbourne can possibly ever say.

I go, my pronouns are actually they, them.

And that is when I knew that first impressions fucking matter.