Louisa Zissman

At this point, my eyes lowered and came to rest on the squatting old dear, who was in fact in the process of shitting herself.

And she clearly had a potty emergency.

I will never forget the look of surprise mixed with shame, horror and shock on her face.

As she was interrupted midstream and shit by a young man screeching to a halt a couple of feet from her and making eye contact.

needless to say I was mortified and I seamlessly accelerated away my wheels grappling for grit on the loose gravel groaning out loud to myself in social anguish the whole episode couldn't have taken more than a few seconds but it seemed like time stood still in that moment when I realized what I was witnessing yeah yeah no one wants to witness that no one wants to be witnessed doing that either a potty emergency

Bless her.

Well done, she carried a potty though, to be fair.

No, babe, she didn't.

What?

What's wrong with you?

To be honest, I'll be completely honest with you.

I was faffing with my camera and I didn't hear the top part of the message.

Have we got another Felicia moment?

Oh, my God.

She didn't carry a potty with her.

It was a potty emergency.

Oh, well, I thought she had a potty, though, and she was actually on a potty.

Well, I do know old people that carry potties.

Who?

Who do you know that is old and carries a potty?