Luanna
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Hi, girls.
I have a petty potty for you.
Please keep me anon as I feel awful about this.
Go on.
On my ski season a few years ago, I was sharing a room with another girl who was quite unlikable.
She'd ask me to get off my bed to fetch her water bottle when she watched TV, shout at me and others when she got drunk, and she once even got a black eye from getting in a scrap on a night out.
Sounds like a lovely person.
That sort of girl.
Well, when she was out, I had a guy around.
We were just chatting and bitching about how annoying she was.
We all knew each other and lived together.
Anyway, I said that when I didn't like someone when I was younger, I used to fart on their pillow.
What?
We had a whole childhood of pink eye in my house.
I saw a spark in his eye and a light bulb appeared above his head.
He walks over to her bed, straddles her pillow and wipes his post-sex cummy willy all over her pillow.
I can still to this day see the image of him butt naked on her bed wiping this pillow on his cock and it never fails to crack me up.
I feel absolutely awful thinking about it.
I think she was just a bit spoiled and has probably matured now, but I hope it made you laugh.
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