Lucy Meggeson

But apart from that, yeah.

But I really do think that if you feel like you're going to meet someone when you're 50 and you're going to go to India, then it will fucking well happen.

Well then, better sacrificed.

It's just reminded me of the last guy that I shagged, the one who was five or six years ago.

Totally red flags coming out of every single orifice.

They're the best ones.

But no, it's, it's so funny though, how, and as soon as you have like done the deed and have sex, had sex with them, like you say, we, we, and it's, it is literally a biological thing.

You attach, you know, like, oh, I mean this guy, I mean, thankfully I only shagged him a few times, but oh my God, I remember phoning my sister after the first phone call I ever had.

I mean, I must've been insane, but the first phone call I ever had with him, he talked about himself literally.

Literally the whole time.

And I called my sister and I was like, oh my God, this guy is such a dodgy bastard.

And also he slagged off his ex-wife, biggest red flag in the world.

And of course I was like, I'm still going there because I think he's hot and I'm an idiot.

And I like to think that now five or six years later, I've learned enough about life and myself that I would not do that again.

No.

But it's so easy.

It's so easy to do it.

And you think... And I have to say, that's one thing that makes me slightly nervous is I do think, my God, would I... I like to think I'm kind of older and wiser and I've learned nothing.

For God's sake, I've had a podcast about single life for more than four years.

I've written a fricking book about it.