Lucy Porter
speaker
214 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard Jul 2026
last heard 10 Aug
Lucy Porter’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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My advice for a blind date is to make a strong first impression.
Turn up wearing an orange balaclava, a conical bra, and nothing from the waist down.
That's what my husband wore on our first dates.
And we have been together ever since.
If you're on the television show Blind Date, the tip is to ask a question such as
If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be?
Oh just ridiculous.
It's fruits all over again, isn't it?
There, repetition there.
Oh.
Oh.
I refuse to go back to letting Giles Brandreth get away with things because I really have let him do a lot.
I'm very excited.
They've parked twice.
The last time I made a citizen's arrest was in the Cardoma coffee shop in Oxford when a young boy accosted me.
He was wearing a bright sweater and he was wanting to know about my erotic charge.
I said it's three and six to you, Sonny Jim.
I channelled my inner Sherlock Holmes today by taking a lot of cocaine and being rude to my housekeeper.
I was wearing a Deerstalker hat at the time, as I generally do in the mornings.
I channelled my inner Sherlock Holmes when I challenged my husband to tell me the whereabouts of the Chocolate Eclair I had been saving and looking forward to as a
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