Lucy

Yeah, I just bought it.

Yeah, I just bought it.

Love the University of Iowa. Go Hawks. Great time.

Love the University of Iowa. Go Hawks. Great time.

I'm a 496. Despite what I did in college, I think that's the most impressive.

I'm a 496. Despite what I did in college, I think that's the most impressive.

Only twice. Only twice. No.

Only twice. Only twice. No.

I just make up crazy stories.

I just make up crazy stories.

If they say batshit stuff, I have to say something.

If they say batshit stuff, I have to say something.

One time an Uber was like, I think you would love this girl. Her name is Candace Owens. And I had to be like, no, we're not doing this.

One time an Uber was like, I think you would love this girl. Her name is Candace Owens. And I had to be like, no, we're not doing this.

I'm not like in love with Ben Affleck himself. I'm in love with watching Ben Affleck's dating life. He wakes up and he goes, hmm, what Jennifer is it gonna be today? I don't think he's ever met a woman in his life not named Jennifer. He just can't decide between the two. A few weeks ago, he said, hey, Jennifer Gardner, it's you again. I'll make it work if you want to make it work.

I'm not like in love with Ben Affleck himself. I'm in love with watching Ben Affleck's dating life. He wakes up and he goes, hmm, what Jennifer is it gonna be today? I don't think he's ever met a woman in his life not named Jennifer. He just can't decide between the two. A few weeks ago, he said, hey, Jennifer Gardner, it's you again. I'll make it work if you want to make it work.

And then she came out and she said, I don't want to make it work. That's not true. Right after two weeks ago or a few weeks ago, he was like a finally officially divorced from Jennifer Lopez. And then like a day after that, they were like, just kidding. They're trying to make it work. He's back with J-Lo. And then a few weeks prior, he was like, I'm done with J-Lo. I'm over J-Lo. That's done.

And then she came out and she said, I don't want to make it work. That's not true. Right after two weeks ago or a few weeks ago, he was like a finally officially divorced from Jennifer Lopez. And then like a day after that, they were like, just kidding. They're trying to make it work. He's back with J-Lo. And then a few weeks prior, he was like, I'm done with J-Lo. I'm over J-Lo. That's done.

And then a few days before, he's like, I don't know. Something good could happen with J-Lo. He just can't. He can't choose a Jennifer. And I know that he's going to spend the rest of his life jumping from Jennifer to Jennifer to Jennifer. And I can't wait to watch.

And then a few days before, he's like, I don't know. Something good could happen with J-Lo. He just can't. He can't choose a Jennifer. And I know that he's going to spend the rest of his life jumping from Jennifer to Jennifer to Jennifer. And I can't wait to watch.