Lucy

And I was like, um, no, sir, I'm sorry. Like, it was just, you know, you can't win them all, whatever. I'm 16.

And I was like, um, no, sir, I'm sorry. Like, it was just, you know, you can't win them all, whatever. I'm 16.

Yeah, but imagine me looking. I actually pretty much look 16 right now.

Yeah, but imagine me looking. I actually pretty much look 16 right now.

I looked 12 at the time, which is important for the story, actually. So he's like, you're the reason UNC lost. I'm like, hey, man, no, I'm not. I didn't do anything. And I was really nice. Like, I was like, hey, I'm sorry. Like, you know, these things happen. And he was like, who do you think you are coming to a basketball game cheering like that? I said,

I looked 12 at the time, which is important for the story, actually. So he's like, you're the reason UNC lost. I'm like, hey, man, no, I'm not. I didn't do anything. And I was really nice. Like, I was like, hey, I'm sorry. Like, you know, these things happen. And he was like, who do you think you are coming to a basketball game cheering like that? I said,

I feel like this is the one socially acceptable place for me to do that. And, like, I'm a kid. I'm like, and he's got to be in his 70s. Like, he's got a sweater vest on. And so I'm like, um, you know, it's, I'm sorry, sir. It's just a basketball game. Like, we never get to see our favorite team. Like, and they won. Like, it's a big deal for us. And he hits me. What? I know. I was a child.

I feel like this is the one socially acceptable place for me to do that. And, like, I'm a kid. I'm like, and he's got to be in his 70s. Like, he's got a sweater vest on. And so I'm like, um, you know, it's, I'm sorry, sir. It's just a basketball game. Like, we never get to see our favorite team. Like, and they won. Like, it's a big deal for us. And he hits me. What? I know. I was a child.

I was a baby. So he shoves me. He pushes me back into my seat. I'm like, what?

I was a baby. So he shoves me. He pushes me back into my seat. I'm like, what?

So I'm like, what? I was just hit by an old man. And his wife was like, oh, no. But these lovely Iowa fans had come and sat with us during the game. So one of them was a professor of law at Wake Forest. And she was like, hey, man, you just assaulted a 12-year-old, which, by the way, we had been talking the whole game. And I was like, oh, she's thought I was 12 years old this whole time.

So I'm like, what? I was just hit by an old man. And his wife was like, oh, no. But these lovely Iowa fans had come and sat with us during the game. So one of them was a professor of law at Wake Forest. And she was like, hey, man, you just assaulted a 12-year-old, which, by the way, we had been talking the whole game. And I was like, oh, she's thought I was 12 years old this whole time.

Like that really hurts my feelings. And it looks like I was 12 years old and I was dressed like I was 12 years old. Like I was dressed way too intensely for a Tuesday night basketball game in Chapel Hill. So they had to go get security because, well, he hit me. So security comes and my dad's like, we need to get out of here. We have to leave. And I was like, no, we have to stay with Tiffany.

Like that really hurts my feelings. And it looks like I was 12 years old and I was dressed like I was 12 years old. Like I was dressed way too intensely for a Tuesday night basketball game in Chapel Hill. So they had to go get security because, well, he hit me. So security comes and my dad's like, we need to get out of here. We have to leave. And I was like, no, we have to stay with Tiffany.

She fought for my honor. And then he was like, no, we have to leave. And I left and I was like, I will never go to Carolina because that's the school I wanted to go to. And I hate them. So when Cooper Flagg's mom was like, yeah, these fans sucked and they were horrible, I knew she was telling the truth.

She fought for my honor. And then he was like, no, we have to leave. And I left and I was like, I will never go to Carolina because that's the school I wanted to go to. And I hate them. So when Cooper Flagg's mom was like, yeah, these fans sucked and they were horrible, I knew she was telling the truth.

Yeah, I bet it was that guy. I bet it was him.

Yeah, I bet it was that guy. I bet it was him.

No.

No.