The Big Suey: Dan Reveals a Secret About the Grid of Death
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What is the context of the 'stakes' and the bet involving Zaslow?
So you guys need to understand something. The reason no one wants to wear the costumes is because the costumes are always harder to do your job. We always underestimate. This has been a this is. I mean, this has been a corporate crisis around here. Nobody wants to wear the costumes for good reasons. It's a legitimate punishment. However, I would say to all people involved, that's the stake of punishments. Like, there have to be consequences. So just like with this Zaslow bet, which I am telling you, if we do not get thousands of people to watch this game with Zaslow because the stakes are... He either gets all or nothing on work for free on his dreams, and it's just one bet for all the stakes.
And even if he wants to weasel out of it, he can't. The stakes have to be maximum, all or nothing, and it has to cost something. And we need to be able to make it like a real gamble. We're working for a gambling company.
We're gambling again. Yeah. Dan, I'd like to raise the stakes a little bit more. There's an app. It's called the Playback app, right? And the Playback app is, it allows you to watch live programming while you are also kind of on the screen as the talent. So what I'm suggesting... is that we put Zaslow on the playback app while he watches Hawks Heat so people can watch in real time as his hopes soar and his hopes are dashed by the performance of the Miami Heat. What do you think, guys?
I mean, if I choose the Heat game to put everything on the line, I haven't made a decision yet. I don't even know that we're doing that.
Sounds like you don't want these tickets, buddy.
No, I... Listen, I'm going to say this one time, and that's the only time I'm going to say it. Don't question how badly I want to go see Pearl Jam. And let's just leave it at that. So we have an understanding now. We're good.
I'm sorry that I had that tone. And the part that I'm trying to... I really need help from the group so I can get out of this quicksand. Please help me do this, okay? None of this works unless it's an all-or-nothing bet on Zaslow works for free or he gets the night of his life. The nights of his life. Like, that's the stakes.
Dan, I have written down here the two scenarios in which Heat win, Zas gets. Heat lose, Zas gets. Oh, I like this. So Heat win, Zas gets both nights of the Pearl Jam tickets. Great seats, obviously, like you said. And gets paid for work. And gets paid for work. It's already written down. All right. All right. Let it be written. Let it be done. Now we're cooking. Heat lose. Okay. I don't like that.
How do the hosts discuss the consequences of the Pearl Jam tickets bet?
Zaz. No Pearl Jam tickets. Either. Either show. And indentured servitude. Holy shit. Hold on a second.
Hold on a second. So my favorite team, their season is over. I don't get to see Pearl Jam and indentured servitude. Which your wife hates, by the way. My wife. I don't know if you know this about wives. Love money. Love money.
Who are the speakers participating in the discussion?
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Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there.
That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.
This episode is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. It's not easy to talk, right, Roy? No, this chin, the chin portion is going above my chin. Let me scratch your chin. All right.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the context of the 'stakes' and the bet involving Zaslow?
1:21–3:54
2
How do the hosts discuss the consequences of the Pearl Jam tickets bet?
3:54–7:10
3
What is the debate about talking to animals versus speaking multiple human languages?
7:10–9:14
4
What are the potential benefits and challenges of communicating with animals?
9:14–11:25
5
How do the hosts imagine using animal communication in everyday scenarios?
11:25–14:44
6
What are the humorous and serious perspectives on understanding animal thoughts?
14:44
7
What sponsorship messages are included in this episode?
6:31
8
Who are the speakers participating in the discussion?
0:01–42:45
Speakers
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