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Yeah, Whole Foods feel like the soup kitchen once you go to Erwin.

For real.

Because the price on the actual products and the produce is that much better.

Oh, it's also just like the selection.

You know, they got, I don't know, I'm exaggerating, but like, it's just, they got like every item they got there is just like the really ritzy version of it.

Yeah, Trader Joe's is like $7.11, dog, compared to this.

I mean, Trader Joe's is cheap as hell.

It took me a while to realize that.

Especially compared to like Erwin, they have matcha smoothies that are like $25.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

The Haley Bieber smoothie is, I think, $25.

Yeah.

And every time I go there, I see like 18 people sitting outside drinking it.

And now they've jacked up the price point even more because it's like this influencer thing.

Yeah, and they're about to bring Erewhon to New York, so we're going to find out if the New Yorkers are just as stupid as us and what they're going to spend on that.

For sure.

Because they want to feed into that L.A.

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If you see a New Yorker eating Erewhon in New York, you know that they're just an L.A.

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