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Luz Leguizamo

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62 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Mother's Day

Yeah, so I went to a luncheon of bankers, and I meet this guy that is supposedly because the friend who invited me to the luncheon.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Mother's Day

Yeah, so I went to a luncheon of bankers, and I meet this guy that is supposedly because the friend who invited me to the luncheon.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Mother's Day

I don't know how they're going to edit this.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Mother's Day

I don't know how they're going to edit this.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Mother's Day

I met this guy that was Egyptian, and my friend told me he's very rich. The guy came up to me and said, oh, you are very nice. I would like to have dinner with you. Would you like to have dinner with me?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Mother's Day

I met this guy that was Egyptian, and my friend told me he's very rich. The guy came up to me and said, oh, you are very nice. I would like to have dinner with you. Would you like to have dinner with me?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Mother's Day

Okay, so I said. You don't need his biography. Okay, he asked me for dinner, and I said, all right. And he says, he said, when is good? I said, Saturday night.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Mother's Day

Okay, so I said. You don't need his biography. Okay, he asked me for dinner, and I said, all right. And he says, he said, when is good? I said, Saturday night.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Mother's Day

So I was living in Queens, and so he said, I'll pick you up at 7.30. So it happens that he probably came 7 that night.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Mother's Day

So I was living in Queens, and so he said, I'll pick you up at 7.30. So it happens that he probably came 7 that night.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Mother's Day

So it happens that he comes before. And so I'm in the bathroom. I'm taking a shower. Oh my God, you're going to go through the whole shower? Come on. So the guy comes to the house. Let's get to the date. The guy comes to the house, rings the bell. Jance opens. And I had told the guy, please wait for me at the car. Just let me know that you are there, and wait for me at the car.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Mother's Day

So it happens that he comes before. And so I'm in the bathroom. I'm taking a shower. Oh my God, you're going to go through the whole shower? Come on. So the guy comes to the house. Let's get to the date. The guy comes to the house, rings the bell. Jance opens. And I had told the guy, please wait for me at the car. Just let me know that you are there, and wait for me at the car.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Mother's Day

But the cab guy comes, and Jan opens, and Jan says, the guy says to Jan, he didn't know that I have two children. I didn't tell him.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Mother's Day

But the cab guy comes, and Jan opens, and Jan says, the guy says to Jan, he didn't know that I have two children. I didn't tell him.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Mother's Day

Right. With two boys that were a little dangerous. So Jan says to him, instead of saying, yeah, she will come out in 10 minutes or whatever, he says, please come in. He invites him in.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Mother's Day

Right. With two boys that were a little dangerous. So Jan says to him, instead of saying, yeah, she will come out in 10 minutes or whatever, he says, please come in. He invites him in.