Mackenzie Goodwin

Here is my Bumble Fumble featuring my goofy bestie and my odd inner monologue.

Names were changed.

Okay.

Just so you know.

thank you my best friend and i went to a local drag king show one evening we must have noticed oh she must have noticed me eyeing one woman most of the night and decided to be my wing woman without telling me uh i'm on the bar patio chatting with a group of people when my best friend and the woman i was eyeing joined the group my best friend who's who has the grace of rachel curls and all bless her heart introduced us grace of rachel i mean maybe they're like you have grace

i wouldn't describe you as that but the one thing i don't have you definitely have curls is it is it rachel curls it says who has the grace of rachel curls and all it can't be me it can't be me

Maybe that's what it is.

Curls and all.

My best friend says, hey, this is Cal, and she's adorable.

I'm looking at my best friend thinking, oh, she's adorable?

No shit.

I ain't the one with glasses.

And before I can attempt to say anything, I just burst out laughing.

So you're being introduced and immediately you start laughing.

And it seems like probably at the person.

I do not recover because I'm laughing too hard at my friend's lovely, dorky facial expression combined with her weak sales pitch.

By the time I recover myself, the conversation moved on in the social group and everyone started going back inside for the rest of the show.

I never saw that cute little mask with a Venus necklace ever again.

If she hears this on the podcast, I'm sorry that my bestie and I don't know how to act right in public.

Promise to do better next time.