Mackenzie Goodwin

We would just be tooting in a corner.

First of all, you and I are a human centipede of two.

We are.

You need somebody like I would never be able to be.

You've been on multiple of my first dates and I had to leave the room because I'm like, I can't have you see me try and be like, no, it's unacceptable.

We can't.

You have to have somebody cool be your wing person.

oh yes here's the thing to have a wing person yeah if i were to wing person you yeah bad yeah have we ever even tried no i think even at the virgil days no i wouldn't have been able to have you near me while i'm trying to flirt with somebody and i was pretty drunk in those days because i would be too nervous that you would see something that you couldn't unsee i think also

Period.

Period.

That would be... Yeah, I'd be too humiliated.

I would never feel sexy ever around you because I'd be too humiliated.

Yeah.

Parentheses positive.

Positive.

Deeply positive.

I do feel like I devolve, not evolve.

I devolve into my fifth, sixth grade self.

I de-anamorph.

Froggy girl.