Mackenzie Goodwin

Okay.

Yeah.

I am a girl with a buzz cut.

Sorry, bowl cut.

And we're just playing mahjong, drinking bubble tea.

A lot of marbles in those cargo pants.

Exactly.

I have not fucked yet.

You cannot see me.

Like, we're going to talk about girls, but if a girl were to approach, we would blow up.

We'd combust.

I feel like truly deeply.

That I couldn't.

Somebody recently emailed us.

And was like, I'm just like Kenny, a sexless John Proctor.

We are the greatest dykes in the world. Mackenzie Goodwin. Rachel Scanlon. Worldwide dykes for life. Hey! Two dykes. Two dykes. Two dykes. One mic. One mic. One mic. One mic. Yeah. Two dykes. Two dykes. Who dykes? Who dykes? We dykes. We dykes. We dykes. Yeah.

We are the greatest dykes in the world. Mackenzie Goodwin. Rachel Scanlon. Worldwide dykes for life. Hey! Two dykes. Two dykes. Two dykes. One mic. One mic. One mic. One mic. Yeah. Two dykes. Two dykes. Who dykes? Who dykes? We dykes. We dykes. We dykes. Yeah.

We are the greatest dykes in the world. Mackenzie Goodwin. Rachel Scanlon. Worldwide dykes for life. Hey! Two dykes. Two dykes. Two dykes. One mic. One mic. One mic. One mic. Yeah. Two dykes. Two dykes. Who dykes? Who dykes? We dykes. We dykes. We dykes. Yeah.

Boy, do we have a good one for you today. I'm so excited. I love private or public episodes. Yes, this is public, which does remind us, if you're listening to this podcast and you want to see the weekly episodes. Right.

Boy, do we have a good one for you today. I'm so excited. I love private or public episodes. Yes, this is public, which does remind us, if you're listening to this podcast and you want to see the weekly episodes. Right.