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Mackenzie Goodwin

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
1089 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

And I was so grateful to be there. But I took a train from Buffalo. No, sorry. From Toronto to Buffalo. And I had to. Toronto. Have you ever done this?

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

You know that. I've only been to Toronto with you. And then we fly in and out. You stupid. You stupid fucking bitch. I went and I had to take the train. Was it romantic? You know, without you was a little less. There was less tension. Yeah. Which I get that a lot. It was like a letdown. It was just me and my eggs.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

You know that. I've only been to Toronto with you. And then we fly in and out. You stupid. You stupid fucking bitch. I went and I had to take the train. Was it romantic? You know, without you was a little less. There was less tension. Yeah. Which I get that a lot. It was like a letdown. It was just me and my eggs.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

You know that. I've only been to Toronto with you. And then we fly in and out. You stupid. You stupid fucking bitch. I went and I had to take the train. Was it romantic? You know, without you was a little less. There was less tension. Yeah. Which I get that a lot. It was like a letdown. It was just me and my eggs.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

No, my god, my hard boiled eggs. I was taking the train and what they do to get through customs is you and all of your stuff, your bags, your backpack, your items, your eggs, and everybody on the train gets off of the train and you go through customs

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

No, my god, my hard boiled eggs. I was taking the train and what they do to get through customs is you and all of your stuff, your bags, your backpack, your items, your eggs, and everybody on the train gets off of the train and you go through customs

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

No, my god, my hard boiled eggs. I was taking the train and what they do to get through customs is you and all of your stuff, your bags, your backpack, your items, your eggs, and everybody on the train gets off of the train and you go through customs

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

And what they do, and I'd never done this because I've done customs in like an airport where like, and sometimes at airports there might be like dogs who like sniff for stuff like around you. I've even sometimes walked past them and they sniff you and you go around. At this one, at this train station, they had all of us very much like to get back into the United States, they were acting like dogs.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

And what they do, and I'd never done this because I've done customs in like an airport where like, and sometimes at airports there might be like dogs who like sniff for stuff like around you. I've even sometimes walked past them and they sniff you and you go around. At this one, at this train station, they had all of us very much like to get back into the United States, they were acting like dogs.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

And what they do, and I'd never done this because I've done customs in like an airport where like, and sometimes at airports there might be like dogs who like sniff for stuff like around you. I've even sometimes walked past them and they sniff you and you go around. At this one, at this train station, they had all of us very much like to get back into the United States, they were acting like dogs.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

Like those men were like, we're men. Like they were wearing, it looked like, it looked like a binder, but it was, I think just for bullets. Yeah. And they were like, really, you know, Canadians, Super aggressive. They're known for that. The way that they don't have guns there. It was comical because it felt like I was on Reno 911.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

Like those men were like, we're men. Like they were wearing, it looked like, it looked like a binder, but it was, I think just for bullets. Yeah. And they were like, really, you know, Canadians, Super aggressive. They're known for that. The way that they don't have guns there. It was comical because it felt like I was on Reno 911.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

Like those men were like, we're men. Like they were wearing, it looked like, it looked like a binder, but it was, I think just for bullets. Yeah. And they were like, really, you know, Canadians, Super aggressive. They're known for that. The way that they don't have guns there. It was comical because it felt like I was on Reno 911.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

All of the TSA, all of the we're doing securing the border, all of it feels like theater and all of it is so serious.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

All of the TSA, all of the we're doing securing the border, all of it feels like theater and all of it is so serious.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

All of the TSA, all of the we're doing securing the border, all of it feels like theater and all of it is so serious.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

Oh, I think it's real. I think it's fake. Why? I think we were all doing a silly joke when we're like, I'm standing here and looking through this liquids. All of it is like a fake reaction to 9-11.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

Oh, I think it's real. I think it's fake. Why? I think we were all doing a silly joke when we're like, I'm standing here and looking through this liquids. All of it is like a fake reaction to 9-11.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

Oh, I think it's real. I think it's fake. Why? I think we were all doing a silly joke when we're like, I'm standing here and looking through this liquids. All of it is like a fake reaction to 9-11.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

I think the whole thing's a sham. However, this one particularly. Yeah. Very, very performative. OK. And they had all of us like they literally like put your hands behind your back. Yeah. Do not touch this dog. Stand up against the wall and put your luggage in front of you. It's giving regime. It was very regime. It was very, very like they were and they they were being very serious, Ken. Wow.