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Mackenzie Goodwin

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
1089 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

I think the whole thing's a sham. However, this one particularly. Yeah. Very, very performative. OK. And they had all of us like they literally like put your hands behind your back. Yeah. Do not touch this dog. Stand up against the wall and put your luggage in front of you. It's giving regime. It was very regime. It was very, very like they were and they they were being very serious, Ken. Wow.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

I think the whole thing's a sham. However, this one particularly. Yeah. Very, very performative. OK. And they had all of us like they literally like put your hands behind your back. Yeah. Do not touch this dog. Stand up against the wall and put your luggage in front of you. It's giving regime. It was very regime. It was very, very like they were and they they were being very serious, Ken. Wow.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

And I was like, as a clown, I was like, don't. I was like, just match their seriousness. Don't cut them down right now. Let these men do their jobs.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

And I was like, as a clown, I was like, don't. I was like, just match their seriousness. Don't cut them down right now. Let these men do their jobs.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

And I was like, as a clown, I was like, don't. I was like, just match their seriousness. Don't cut them down right now. Let these men do their jobs.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

I know. Because they're so serious. Do you know when they're taking their job so seriously and you're like, this is dumb?

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

I know. Because they're so serious. Do you know when they're taking their job so seriously and you're like, this is dumb?

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

I know. Because they're so serious. Do you know when they're taking their job so seriously and you're like, this is dumb?

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

So I was like, I put my back up against the wall. I put my luggage in front of me. I was not petting their dog. And I was being really... They were like... Backs up against the wall. Don't move your hands. Don't move. They're acting like you're coming in from Yemen or something. It was actually like it was so crazy.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

So I was like, I put my back up against the wall. I put my luggage in front of me. I was not petting their dog. And I was being really... They were like... Backs up against the wall. Don't move your hands. Don't move. They're acting like you're coming in from Yemen or something. It was actually like it was so crazy.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

So I was like, I put my back up against the wall. I put my luggage in front of me. I was not petting their dog. And I was being really... They were like... Backs up against the wall. Don't move your hands. Don't move. They're acting like you're coming in from Yemen or something. It was actually like it was so crazy.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

But then when this man took his dog to like he had like a like a training tool to like initiate the dog, like the dog hears the sound. And then once he hears the sound, that's when he starts sniffing for drugs.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

But then when this man took his dog to like he had like a like a training tool to like initiate the dog, like the dog hears the sound. And then once he hears the sound, that's when he starts sniffing for drugs.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

But then when this man took his dog to like he had like a like a training tool to like initiate the dog, like the dog hears the sound. And then once he hears the sound, that's when he starts sniffing for drugs.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

So we're all pretty scared because they're being like really serious with us. Then he brings his dog back. And when he makes the sound to initiate the dog, this is literally what the sound was. He went with his tongue like that.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

So we're all pretty scared because they're being like really serious with us. Then he brings his dog back. And when he makes the sound to initiate the dog, this is literally what the sound was. He went with his tongue like that.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

So we're all pretty scared because they're being like really serious with us. Then he brings his dog back. And when he makes the sound to initiate the dog, this is literally what the sound was. He went with his tongue like that.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

It was giving Paul Blart mall cop in every, I literally was like, are we not allowed to laugh?

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

It was giving Paul Blart mall cop in every, I literally was like, are we not allowed to laugh?

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

It was giving Paul Blart mall cop in every, I literally was like, are we not allowed to laugh?