Mackenzie Goodwin

Have you ever had a crush on a straight girl?

Uh...

No, you know, I think I'm always attracted to people that I can censor queer.

Yeah, I don't know if I've ever had an actual genuine crush on a straight girl.

Not to brag.

Have you?

Yeah, you must.

Thank you.

It's Nina's.

I love it.

Okay, we have a Bumble Fumble.

Hey, guys.

Here is my Bumble Fumble featuring my goofy bestie and my odd inner monologue.

Names were changed.

Okay.

Just so you know.

thank you my best friend and i went to a local drag king show one evening we must have noticed oh she must have noticed me eyeing one woman most of the night and decided to be my wing woman without telling me uh i'm on the bar patio chatting with a group of people when my best friend and the woman i was eyeing joined the group my best friend who's who has the grace of rachel curls and all bless her heart introduced us grace of rachel i mean maybe they're like you have grace

i wouldn't describe you as that but the one thing i don't have you definitely have curls is it is it rachel curls it says who has the grace of rachel curls and all it can't be me it can't be me

Maybe that's what it is.

Curls and all.