Mackenzie Goodwin

My best friend says, hey, this is Cal, and she's adorable.

I'm looking at my best friend thinking, oh, she's adorable?

No shit.

I ain't the one with glasses.

And before I can attempt to say anything, I just burst out laughing.

So you're being introduced and immediately you start laughing.

And it seems like probably at the person.

I do not recover because I'm laughing too hard at my friend's lovely, dorky facial expression combined with her weak sales pitch.

By the time I recover myself, the conversation moved on in the social group and everyone started going back inside for the rest of the show.

I never saw that cute little mask with a Venus necklace ever again.

If she hears this on the podcast, I'm sorry that my bestie and I don't know how to act right in public.

Promise to do better next time.

We would just be tooting in a corner.

First of all, you and I are a human centipede of two.

We are.

You need somebody like I would never be able to be.

You've been on multiple of my first dates and I had to leave the room because I'm like, I can't have you see me try and be like, no, it's unacceptable.

We can't.

You have to have somebody cool be your wing person.

oh yes here's the thing to have a wing person yeah if i were to wing person you yeah bad yeah have we ever even tried no i think even at the virgil days no i wouldn't have been able to have you near me while i'm trying to flirt with somebody and i was pretty drunk in those days because i would be too nervous that you would see something that you couldn't unsee i think also