Malakia Lazuli (Greg)
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Podcast Appearances
This can't be real.
You've been looking for proof the supernatural all this time.
I thought you'd be happy to see her.
The pig lady herself.
Or as she's known to a select few, the Dread Sal.
Trust me, the wound won't kill you.
She could transform you herself if she bit you.
But I guess she feels it beneath her to chew on people.
She left a tooth behind so we could work it into the handle this night.
Seems to do the trick.
Speak of the devil, here they are now.
When you're done, you'll be one of them.
She'll take you down into the stinking earth alongside the other pigs, into the dark, where you'll gorge on dead, rotting things, rot and rot through the deepest protrusions, sweating beneath swarms of flies, until the very end of time.
Doesn't he make such a cute little piggy?