Malcolm Moore
speaker
398 appearances
3 recordings
2 series
first heard Apr 2026
last heard 18 Aug
Malcolm Moore’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I've seen a supertanker.
These are not small things.
I've seen barnacles.
These are very small things.
Are a lot of barnacles going to eat a supertanker?
I don't think so.
I am willing to say that yes, I expect that the more barnacles you have, the slower you would move through the water.
And indeed that that could be a problem if you're trying to outrun the IRGC through the Strait of Hormuz.
So yes, I'm not going to minimise that these small sea creatures could present a threat to global oil markets.
I'm still going to go with the missiles and the speedboats and the mines being a more important issue than the barnacles.
I mean, you're going to leave mines in those waters.
They're going to be jellyfish.
They're going to be barnacles.
I mean, Iran's got to think about that.
I am going long, black and white, crisp packets.
I don't know whether you've seen this, but in Japan, where they love crisp packets and they love plastic packaging of all kinds, some companies, and I don't know whether this is a marketing stunt or not, but they've said that because of the energy crisis, they don't have the colored inks to be able to paint their gaudy plastic packets in the way they wish.
And so they've turned them grayscale.
And as a result, I am envisioning Japanese shoppers lost in the aisles, unable to tell the difference between flavours, probably buying all sorts of terrible flavour combinations for their kids, which would be immediately rejected and lead to tantrums.
And I am 100% there to watch that spectacle.
How to make your staff happy.
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