Malcolm Todd

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990 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Jun 2026 last heard 12 Jun

Malcolm Todd’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Yeah, I had lice one time when I was a kid.
But I always buzzed my head so it was chill.
Now, if I had lice, knock on freaking wood.
That's not wood.
That would suck because I like my hair.
Like, I was so down.
I was like, oh, another buzz cut, sure.
But now I'm like, buzz cut, I don't want that right now.
No.
Because no, my friend did, but I wasn't going to blast them.
Zip zap.
Oh, my mom.
My mom had bed bugs once.
She got it.
She got traveling and she was really pissed and I wasn't there the whole time.
But every time I'd call her and be like, how's it going?
She'd just be like these fucking bed bugs.
I'm going to freak out.
It holds a weight, even though it's not technically your fault.
Once you have bed bugs, you're the villain.
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