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Marcus Parks

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
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Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Dinner and a Manifesto

And so he had to do something.

Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Dinner and a Manifesto

And unfortunately, he made the wrong decision.

Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Dinner and a Manifesto

The something that he decided to do was wrong.

Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Dinner and a Manifesto

He decided to try to kill the president.

Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Dinner and a Manifesto

And who knows who he could have killed in the process?

Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Dinner and a Manifesto

That's it.

Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Dinner and a Manifesto

He was going to kill somebody who was just trying to go to work that day to put money on the to put food on the table for their family.

Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Dinner and a Manifesto

He was not going to kill the president.

Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Dinner and a Manifesto

He was only going to kill someone innocent.

Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Dinner and a Manifesto

fucking serious they're not serious they're absolutely not serious in any way whatsoever they have no forward think like they're they do all they think about in that he thought in that moment this is the best time for me to get my construction project through because as far as he's concerned the whole ballroom could you know just demolishing the fucking white house to build a ballroom because he's too lazy to leave his fucking house yes that's what it is the reason why he wants the ball everyone wants to put all of these you know insane conspiracies like well they do have a

Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Dinner and a Manifesto

bunker that is real they are there are blowing out the whole bunker underneath it it's like a full expansion of the security bunker i know that's real but that's not why he wants it the reason why he wants it is because he's a lazy old man who doesn't want to leave his house for social functions he also specifically wants to build a building bigger than the white house

Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Dinner and a Manifesto

Yeah, and he's also, remember, he's a construction guy.

Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Dinner and a Manifesto

Hey man, I bet he knows quite a bit about construction because you have to know a lot about construction.

Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Dinner and a Manifesto

If you want to game the system, I guess, because you know how much money he's going to make on kickbacks on all that shit.

Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Dinner and a Manifesto

It would be even better if it would be more like The Lost World, you know, like, when they get eaten by a bunch of gallimimuses.

Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Dinner and a Manifesto

Like, if you get eaten by a bunch of, like, okapis or something.

Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Dinner and a Manifesto

That would be cute.

Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Dinner and a Manifesto

Just, like, nibble them to death.

Last Podcast On The Left
Side Stories: Dinner and a Manifesto

That would be wonderful if that happened to the president's son.