Maria McErlane

However, she's lost me now.

However, if myself and Brad both... I feel like it's a TED Talk on taxation.

However, if myself and Brad both donated 10% of their wages, that would be more of an equal gesture.

Yeah, she's lost me now.

Thank you, attractor.

So a tractor's argument is null and void.

I mean, kind of.

I like the notion of sweets and Ferraris.

That's what, when you were young and you thought, if I'm rich, I was going to spend all of my first wages on sweets.

And I did.

Ella in Copenhagen says, my girlfriend and I set up a system when we moved in together four years ago.

What do you think?

We agreed that personal money is kept on separate accounts.

But shared expenses like food, rent and bills live on a shared account.

We also agreed that the amount either of us pay is determined by what we each earn currently.

We've got a percentage coming up, Graham.

At the moment, I pay roughly 80% and have absolutely no issue.

So, we find this system quite comfortable and, frankly, the only fair way to do it.

I do think it's a bit worrying that your husband is living this hyacinth bucket lifestyle, bouquet lifestyle,

While you opt for cheaper haircuts and charity shops and still feel guilty about going for a massage, maybe the best advice is to become a lesbian and see how much better life is.