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Mark Fischbach

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
722 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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Who Want Million?

Yeah, that really was what it was about. For full context, we were doing a show, I believe in Amsterdam? Yeah, I think it was in Amsterdam. Amsterdam. And so I was sick. Ethan was sick. Horrifically sick. Voices are gone. So we're like, I don't think we can do this show. I actually, just to prove it, I took a picture of what I had coughed up.

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Who Want Million?

And it was just like the most horrifying green slime I've ever seen in my life. Clearly bronchitis or something similar. And Ethan had the same thing. And I took a picture because I was like, well, I'll show the doctor and prove it. And so they called the doctor in, old doctor with a leather briefcase, you know, like the... He listens to both me and Ethan breathing.

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Who Want Million?

And it was just like the most horrifying green slime I've ever seen in my life. Clearly bronchitis or something similar. And Ethan had the same thing. And I took a picture because I was like, well, I'll show the doctor and prove it. And so they called the doctor in, old doctor with a leather briefcase, you know, like the... He listens to both me and Ethan breathing.

Distractible
Who Want Million?

And it was just like the most horrifying green slime I've ever seen in my life. Clearly bronchitis or something similar. And Ethan had the same thing. And I took a picture because I was like, well, I'll show the doctor and prove it. And so they called the doctor in, old doctor with a leather briefcase, you know, like the... He listens to both me and Ethan breathing.

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Who Want Million?

And when Ethan is breathing there with him, I can hear his breath rattling outside. I don't need the stethoscope to hear what's going on in his lungs. And I'm like six feet away.

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Who Want Million?

And when Ethan is breathing there with him, I can hear his breath rattling outside. I don't need the stethoscope to hear what's going on in his lungs. And I'm like six feet away.

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Who Want Million?

And when Ethan is breathing there with him, I can hear his breath rattling outside. I don't need the stethoscope to hear what's going on in his lungs. And I'm like six feet away.

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Who Want Million?

and then he takes it off like sounds fine to me he just no you're good no training mannequin and he compared your breathing to the mannequins he's like well you sound better than this guy so clearly you can go on if the mannequin can perform yeah and i remember him asking now in the show are you doing a lot of talking and singing and i'm like that's kind of the whole show they're like ah that's exclusively what we do ah well then just don't do that you're fine just

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Who Want Million?

and then he takes it off like sounds fine to me he just no you're good no training mannequin and he compared your breathing to the mannequins he's like well you sound better than this guy so clearly you can go on if the mannequin can perform yeah and i remember him asking now in the show are you doing a lot of talking and singing and i'm like that's kind of the whole show they're like ah that's exclusively what we do ah well then just don't do that you're fine just

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Who Want Million?

and then he takes it off like sounds fine to me he just no you're good no training mannequin and he compared your breathing to the mannequins he's like well you sound better than this guy so clearly you can go on if the mannequin can perform yeah and i remember him asking now in the show are you doing a lot of talking and singing and i'm like that's kind of the whole show they're like ah that's exclusively what we do ah well then just don't do that you're fine just

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Who Want Million?

just do a show that is improv comedy live on stage where mark just stands on the side the whole time and doesn't speak or or do anything and or ethan and just me wade and tyler struggling through improv scenes with each other for that's basically what they expected to pay for probably

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Who Want Million?

just do a show that is improv comedy live on stage where mark just stands on the side the whole time and doesn't speak or or do anything and or ethan and just me wade and tyler struggling through improv scenes with each other for that's basically what they expected to pay for probably

Distractible
Who Want Million?

just do a show that is improv comedy live on stage where mark just stands on the side the whole time and doesn't speak or or do anything and or ethan and just me wade and tyler struggling through improv scenes with each other for that's basically what they expected to pay for probably

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Who Want Million?

Maybe. Except that one time where I almost passed out in the middle of a dance battle. Or later on when we were doing later shows. I started going dizzy. Who got kicked? Didn't Ethan kick somebody? Tyler ended up in a wheelchair in Atlanta. He still blames that on me because he was doing a thing and he stepped on me and it ruined his knee forever and he had to have surgery on it.

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Who Want Million?

Maybe. Except that one time where I almost passed out in the middle of a dance battle. Or later on when we were doing later shows. I started going dizzy. Who got kicked? Didn't Ethan kick somebody? Tyler ended up in a wheelchair in Atlanta. He still blames that on me because he was doing a thing and he stepped on me and it ruined his knee forever and he had to have surgery on it.

Distractible
Who Want Million?

Maybe. Except that one time where I almost passed out in the middle of a dance battle. Or later on when we were doing later shows. I started going dizzy. Who got kicked? Didn't Ethan kick somebody? Tyler ended up in a wheelchair in Atlanta. He still blames that on me because he was doing a thing and he stepped on me and it ruined his knee forever and he had to have surgery on it.

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Who Want Million?

I don't feel like I did a lot, but I was the thing he stepped on. So I guess it's my fault. That makes sense. Yeah. Have you learned your lesson? I do remember someone getting kicked, but I don't remember who it was or who did the kicking. Somebody got kicked in the face a little bit. I think Ethan got kicked in the face a little bit, but I don't remember why or who.

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Who Want Million?

I don't feel like I did a lot, but I was the thing he stepped on. So I guess it's my fault. That makes sense. Yeah. Have you learned your lesson? I do remember someone getting kicked, but I don't remember who it was or who did the kicking. Somebody got kicked in the face a little bit. I think Ethan got kicked in the face a little bit, but I don't remember why or who.

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Who Want Million?

I don't feel like I did a lot, but I was the thing he stepped on. So I guess it's my fault. That makes sense. Yeah. Have you learned your lesson? I do remember someone getting kicked, but I don't remember who it was or who did the kicking. Somebody got kicked in the face a little bit. I think Ethan got kicked in the face a little bit, but I don't remember why or who.

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Who Want Million?

It was something to do with the dance battle. A lot of people. Oh, yeah. No, I did. I kicked him. Oh, you kicked him in the face. I kicked him right in the face. Yeah. I have a video that's like the thumbnail is the freeze frame of me kicking him in the face. I did that.