Mark Grote

No, here's what it says, though.

Here's why this is so wheels off.

Seiya Suzuki singles on a fly ball to right fielder Jung Ho Lee.

Seiya Suzuki flies into a triple play.

Second baseman Luis Arias to first baseman Rafael Devers to shortstop Willie Adamas.

So that's four, three, six to third baseman Matt Chapman, five.

Matt Shaw out at third, five unassisted.

Alex Bregman out at third.

Seiya Suzuki out at first, three outs.

But technically, he flew into a triple play.

No, because it's MLB.com and I'm just reading.

Well, because it says flies into a triple play, which is akin to what Marshall is saying.

And by the way, this discussion of baseball minutiae from a failed play that ended up being a triple play, this is what I'm here for.

I needed this.

I needed to know how to score a fake game on a play that was clearly a player error.

And that's what resulted in some sort of triple play.

Also, you know who was a part of it because you're asking yourself, well, wait, isn't there, say, somebody who helps on the coaching staff at third base to kind of like tell the runners when to go and when not to go?

Quentin Barry was turned the other way.

Like, I'm like, we're three days into this and I have to ask what Quentin Berry was doing?

How many games?