Mark Kaboly

I saw them.

Don't ever get near them.

Those turkeys will come at you.

They will search you out.

Don't ever go after them.

I've seen golf videos where there's a turkey on a course and somebody, the thing starts charging you and you just... I'll tell you how obsessed I am with golf.

turkeys attack there were some at nevillewood once i remember on their eighth hole par three and you know you hit a ball in the trap which is down to the left and the turkeys are around there yeah and i remember people say i'm not going to hit that i'll take a penalty stroke imagine what it's like if you play turkey foot bump

Yeah, but if you do encounter an alligator, the best thing to do is- Run.

Well, no.

If you're going to run- No, you serpentine.

You go- Yeah.

They only go forward.

They can't be going back and forth left and right.

That's called serpentining, Bob.

Yes, I know.

Thank you, Joe, for that education.

How about that?

Inverse number.

63-36.

And he was outstanding when he was with the Cubs, and he actually was on a rotation.