Mark Longo
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41 appearances
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1 series
first heard Mar 2025
last heard Mar 2025
Mark Longo’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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And I was like, I think I'm in love with you.
So nuts.com is just a website where you can buy a variety of different nuts. So it definitely worked out perfectly.
They were just happy to be there. The coolest part about it was they were classifying Peanut as the same as like a lot of the celebrities that you see in movies.
The internet did what the internet does best and sexualized every ounce of that page, you know, and it's like, oh, you hike up your pants. I like where my pants are. Again, it's just you're turning this story into something it's not. They're accusing you of like thirst trapping? Oh, 100%. I'm like, guys, you can go on any social media platform and literally see people naked.
If you're going to put me in the realm of thirst traps with a squirrel, I'm fully clothed, not showing off anything, and I'm just jumping around with a squirrel. Get your head out of the gutter. Enjoy the squirrel.
They were like, listen, you might not understand your value on social media, but we do. And you come off as a very innocent man with an animal. Could you imagine if we were to kind of shift from A to Z and put you on OnlyFans, what you can make?
So I kind of just sat down and was like, you know what, let's give this a shot. If this turns out to be something, then here's the start of a new chapter of our life. If it gets shot down or it doesn't work, I'm naked on the internet. Everybody's got the same parts. Like, so what?
Within minutes. Literally, we launched it at like 10 o'clock in the morning, and within the first 20 minutes, I had a couple thousand subscribers. Because I already had kind of that group of people that were just waiting for me to open that door, and when I did, it just, everybody just flowed in. We call that pent-up demand. Yes, yes, and it very much was.
And when it came to Mark's OnlyFans business strategy? My thing was like I kept my subscription price low. You could come and see kind of highlights, but also you could incentivize people to buy the more X-rated stuff, kind of pick from my so-called menu of what you liked. Like, for instance, like put a cowboy hat or put my construction hat on. You know, do a striptease or whatever you want.
You know, I'm willing to sell my underwear. So literally anything that I was putting out turned to gold. How much did the underwear go for? I think it was like between $50 and $200, but it ranged. Like if you wanted me to wear them three times at the gym, you know, it was a little bit more.
Peanut has millions of followers. And we just went, OK, if we can get a dollar, we can get $5, we can get $20 from a fraction of those people. We already have the following. We have the kind of the foundation of what we need here.
You know, I had the owner of the Yankees reach out. I have Quentin Tarantino on my DMs. I have my favorite bands reaching out going, what can we do to help?
How the hell are we going to continue this nonprofit without our star and our golden squirrel? Those are the things that are going through like, wow, you know, Instagram's going to go down. TikTok, I'm not going to be able to build this stuff. You know, where am I going to get the funding for these animals? I already have the animals.
What is what are going to happen to the animals if I can't feed them? This place is going to ultimately shut down. Mark was in a kind of anxiety spiral thinking about where all of this might lead. Then I'm going to be just reamed in the news and PR, like Mark, you know, failed at his nonprofit. You know, all of this is now transpiring. And I'm like, I got to figure this out.
I'm sitting in the gym working out. I get a phone call from my lawyer and she's just instantly, Mark, what is this peanut coin on crypto? It's at 2 billion. Are you involved in this? And I was like, I have no idea what you're talking about.
And I'm like, are you kidding me? Like, it's, you know, we're not talking about like you made a thousand bucks. You made a hundred million dollars off of this story and you didn't include me in my family.
Because you go on their website, the first photo on there is me with peanut. People were representing this coin as if it was mine. So I can't even tell you the amount of thousands of people reached out like, bought your peanut coin, made money off your peanut coin, hope you're doing well, I hope all this works out for the farm. And I'm like... have any clue what you're talking about.
People started calling him a scammer. And that's when it started to flip. Like, oh, we donated money to Mark in coins. He sold the coins. He ruined the chart. Still, Mark was not deterred.
You go on their website, it literally has a photo of me. It literally had my sanctuary. It literally had my photos. And they used this to base their whole project on my story. So I was like, you have two options. Either include me... Or I sue you guys to get everything taken back. And they're just like, you, you have no power here. We made Peanuts story. We did this.
And I'm like, your crypto game didn't do to my story. The story was already here and you're using it to make money.
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