Mark Wahlberg

And in that story, it was creepy because of how it's presented and where it shows up in the narrative and stuff like that.

But here, the guy cartwheeling away is so much dumb emphasis.

And here, there's a half-girl monster thing on the side of the bank, but the way it's like...

Maybe I maybe I'm mentally unstable.

Maybe I'm weird.

It's like what the way things are described is taking all of the tension out of it.

But when I established that this thing wasn't human, I started to smile.

It fooled me, got me out here in the woods, in its domain, and was probably going to make an attempt on my life.

But I might as well piss it off a little.

So I flicked my flashlight up and revealed its face.

It actually was a girl.

Sort of.

She was super pale and had abnormally large eyes that were completely black.

When the light hit, it actually was a girl.

The way it's like...

I knew it would probably make an attempt on my life, but I smiled.

It's like... I know.

I saw the band coming, so I stashed up on the mango pods.

I'm still working off a 29 year supply when the light hit her face her head snapped forward and made eye contact with me and her jaw dropped open three times larger than any humans could and then she screamed it was loud like inhuman loud it sounded like a girl's scream but as if it were being played through massive speakers to make it ear splitting then I felt something closing around my neck she hadn't moved but was somehow choking me still screaming

i've realized while living here that the entities that can hurt you can also get hurt themselves now most of them are tough as nails but they can be hurt this memory went through my head just as i felt something warm tripping onto my neck and my left ear went quiet busted eardrum i aggressively threw my flashlight at the and it connected with what i assume was her eye i couldn't tell for sure because i didn't have a flashlight and yes i forgot to use the gun