Markiplier (Mark Fischbach)

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1,093 appearances 2 recordings 1 series first heard Jul 2026 last heard 27 Jul

Markiplier (Mark Fischbach)’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Distractible · Wade Definitely Has A Topic · 27 Jul 2026 podcast

As always, Markiplier's coming in with the big fix.

Everyone's going to have solved their problems of scalping solved.

First, we create a national registry of all online users.

They submit their ID, their birth certificate, their passport, and all of their necessary residential financial information.

And we house them in a Ticketmaster only accessible database.

so that they run the gambit of everybody.

We can trust them, right?

We can trust them.

So they have everyone's ID, right?

They know everyone's age.

They know who they are, and they can see how many people are in your family.

So they know the limit.

They'll customize the limit based on you and your extended family.

Not that extended.

Let's say firstcousinsonly.com.

I just remembered cousinsonly.com.

Whoa, I'll get the callback point.

There we go.

See, if they know who everyone is,

and they will not be able to sell it to someone who's undeserving of that ticket, right?

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