Markiplier

Yeah, he knows what he's doing.

uh who is it then we'll never know i would never point the finger at our host and i won't do it now okay all right well you point one forward you got three pointing back at yourself so they're pointing straight up idiot

You got him there.

Oh, man.

See, the trick is you got to shove your end and point all four fingers.

You.

It was you that wanted to smash the Pokemon.

Bring me the God of War.

Nobody likes Garbodor except me.

Now, you're probably wondering why Wade got the segue point.

I remember what I said back then.

So, yeah, I sure am.

It's going to earn him the privilege of going first in this lovely competition.

Now, this is going to take a little explaining.

I know the last time I tried to explain a game, people at home, mostly the listeners, were like...

brains just exploding comprehension plummeted test scores took a nosedive you know it'll be simple we're doing news flash like no get porn off your brain man it's like the who's line game news flash oh

So what I have collected are various news stories, real news stories that have occurred over the past month or so.

Some stretching a bit farther back in time, but for the most part, it's relatively topical news stories.

When one of you is going, you will be the man out in the field.

with your microphone and listening in closely.