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What else did Colin and I have in common?

Being short.

Yeah.

oh okay i thought you're gonna say bald so when wade you can respond however you want but just pay attention to the questions being asked and start to formulate in your head do i need my green screen up so the editors can clearly put this whole news story right behind me i mean it would help yeah actually that would that would be helpful you got this news story video right bob is benefited because his background actually is mostly purple which does help uh give a distinct color to key it out no actually this is great okay perfect

And then also for the listeners at home, you'll get a text-to-speech of what the title of the article is, and that way you can know what's going on beforehand.

So the audience at home, you'll know what the article is, and the editors will be also tasked with playing sound effects that are happening behind.

And just getting a general scene so that everyone is part of this.

Yep.

Don't worry.

uh chip chop chip let's get this together now all right so go ahead and uh and um minimize your screen wade fun all right so i'll do you a favor i'll ask the first question because i know what these are i'll ask the first question all these all right is everybody ready any questions before we get started i think we're good i'm good i should have had music queued up for this for news music but editors i'm gonna put it all on you

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the Nightly News.

I'm your host, Dixon Smashem, and I'm joined by my co-host, Bob.

I'm your co-host, Reed Fenews.

We have a breaking news story.

We have our man out in the field, Wade.

He is in the midst of the action.

Wade, can you hear us?

Yes, yes, I do.

It's a bit crazy out here, so I've got headphones on to make sure I can pick you up.

Up and down, up and down, up and down, yeah.