Markiplier

Good word.

That's why you won the Pulitzer, man.

Strays, you say.

Strays.

You're saying that the local wildlife is getting into the supply.

And I've heard reports that crocodiles were emerging rather more active than usual.

Is that something you're seeing?

Yes.

For our listeners at home, listeners at home, can you give a 360 spin and just kind of give a general lay of the land?

Maybe just give some description of what's going on.

Well, it's just such a fascinating story because everyone's asking, how did that much get in there?

How?

It's so far above the national average.

It's about four to five times the national average.

Now, we've heard rumors here in the studio that other up and coming low life members of society have taken to repackaging what they have been able to scavenge from the outskirts of the overflow.

And they have been selling it on the streets.

And I think they've been calling it the brown.

But, you know, they want to put it out there, you know, try to make a buck.

Is that what you're seeing, too, or is this just Internet rumors?

Oh, I got it.