Mary Roach

And we were in, you know, first we're waiting for a while, and we're sitting in the hallway, and then, like, we see him coming down the hall, and Ed goes, Ed's my husband, he's like...

Here he comes.

Oh, my God.

He was like, we were both just, why did we say yes?

This is so weird.

And, you know, it was, if you're going to have sex in front of a researcher with an ultrasound wand, Dr. Dung would be a good, you know, he's just so kind of matter of fact, and he's making conversation while this is going on.

We had a lie.

He had the wand up to my belly, so this had to be a from-behind situation, right?

Yeah.

He did offer to play some music, right, as well?

Oh, God, yeah.

Yeah, he goes, and I was kidding, and I said, or no, Ed said, where's the romantic lighting and music?

Because we're in this, you know, lab with fluorescent lights, and he thought Ed was being serious, and he goes, oh, wait, on my laptop, I have the soundtrack to Les Mis?

Okay.

And then, and he also, he gave, like, he gave Ed, you know, it's like some stimulative literature to quote Masters and Johnson's term for porn.

But it was, it was an issue of, like, men's health or some, like, with Esquire where there's, like, one kind of, not naked, but,

scantily clad woman.

He's like, okay.

Okay, great.

You know, and we're wearing those horrible hospital johnnies, you know, the little ugly, you know, and it was kind of chilly, so he's like, yeah, with the back open, and it's kind of chilly, so he's like, you can leave your socks on, so you got the scene.