Matt Gourley
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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
We Have A Condom For That
I think I broke it.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
We Have A Condom For That
Your penis, because I know that voice is your penis, is a volcano talking in third person about itself erupting?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
We Have A Condom For That
But I'm also assuming it's erupting out its mouth, so how is it speaking?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
We Have A Condom For That
Wait, I'm confused.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
We Have A Condom For That
Do you have like a hotline?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
We Have A Condom For That
How is this call being facilitated?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
We Have A Condom For That
Yeah, one condom hotline.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
We Have A Condom For That
Nine millimeters?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
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I got the big nine millimeter coming your way, baby.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
We Have A Condom For That
17 nanometers of meat.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
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I've got 144 quintometers.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
We Have A Condom For That
No, you get that throw around some big numbers.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
We Have A Condom For That
Back in 0.7 grams of fish food here.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
We Have A Condom For That
I just came from Davos, Switzerland, and I'm back in 75 desihega meters.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
We Have A Condom For That
I'm quite confident in this high wind.