Matt Heath

I don't know if it's a flatmate or a girlfriend or whatever.

Actually just firing up someone else's...

Instagram and just scrolling the way that you'd scroll and finding out how different everyone else's algorithm is compared to yours is quite amazing.

There's so much shit in others and so much shit in mine.

But yeah, so there's obviously a lot of things that go un-fucking-noticed, but there's a lot of memes I'm sure out there with zero likes and two shares.

I get a lot of Clayton at the moment, thanks to G-Land.

That's been discussed many a time here, or just once.

Last one.

But that was enough last one.

I'm just fondling my balls now.

Come in.

Is that right?

Working for the Stock Exchange.

The Shucknut.

Yeah, doing social media for the Stock Exchange at the moment.

He was in good form, actually.

Yeah.

I'll never forget the day that I shared a hotel room with him and I saw him sit down in a cuck chair after going for a swim in the pool with his tail wrapped around his waist and it was just hanging there.

Especially if he's hanging around us because quite often we'd have a few G&Ts in us and then steam on over and ask, do you want to see his nuts?

Because the bro you're talking to has got a massive nut.