Matt Jones

I mean, I'll still eat it, but I'm like, why didn't you put chocolate chips in here?

All right.

By the way, Cristiano Ronaldo is playing.

They picked him even though he hasn't been good in like two years.

They picked him and the coach is under a lot of pressure to play him, even though, as I've seen all the soccer experts say, he's not good enough to play.

But it's Cristiano Ronaldo.

He's beautiful still.

He still is beautiful.

Democratic Republic of the Congo.

Yes, they love mayonnaise here.

They would love the mayo bowl.

Locals slather huge blobs of mayo on virtually everything from fries and chicken to fish to plantains, even peas.

A heavy helping of mayonnaise is a beloved culinary staple, and their craze is a quirky culinary legacy of its former Belgian colonel days.

That's what I was about to say.

Those countries that are up there, we talked about Belgian fries, Netherlands, etc.

Those countries that then had influences because of their colonial powers.

Those places are mayonnaise obsessed.

You're right.

You can barely order street food without the cook topping it off with a massive dollop of mayonnaise.

So there you go.