Matt Jones

I was in a competition for who could get the most, what were these called? Nike somethings. And at the end of the night, I would put it in a towel and throw it in my dryer, and it would just bang around, and you'd get a bunch of points. So I can see why that wasn't exactly accurate. Did you do that for real? I was like, wait. It's like, I didn't get off the couch today.

I was in a competition for who could get the most, what were these called? Nike somethings. And at the end of the night, I would put it in a towel and throw it in my dryer, and it would just bang around, and you'd get a bunch of points. So I can see why that wasn't exactly accurate. Did you do that for real? I was like, wait. It's like, I didn't get off the couch today.

I was in a competition for who could get the most, what were these called? Nike somethings. And at the end of the night, I would put it in a towel and throw it in my dryer, and it would just bang around, and you'd get a bunch of points. So I can see why that wasn't exactly accurate. Did you do that for real? I was like, wait. It's like, I didn't get off the couch today.

I got to get these numbers up.

I got to get these numbers up.

I got to get these numbers up.

I like class actions like that, where you get, hey, did you eat a donut at Dunkin' Donuts in 2011? If so, here's a coupon for another donut.

I like class actions like that, where you get, hey, did you eat a donut at Dunkin' Donuts in 2011? If so, here's a coupon for another donut.

I like class actions like that, where you get, hey, did you eat a donut at Dunkin' Donuts in 2011? If so, here's a coupon for another donut.

I'm going to have to get on this Apple one if it's not too late. Is it too late?

I'm going to have to get on this Apple one if it's not too late. Is it too late?

I'm going to have to get on this Apple one if it's not too late. Is it too late?

We'll work on that for our next news. Well, Billy, I actually think you did a good job. Thank you. I think that was good. The only one I didn't like was the guy on the boat.

We'll work on that for our next news. Well, Billy, I actually think you did a good job. Thank you. I think that was good. The only one I didn't like was the guy on the boat.

We'll work on that for our next news. Well, Billy, I actually think you did a good job. Thank you. I think that was good. The only one I didn't like was the guy on the boat.

If I get sailing with Phoenix or goodnight. You're getting both. And some macaroni and his wife. You know, I had not heard that story until you told me. Until the news.

If I get sailing with Phoenix or goodnight. You're getting both. And some macaroni and his wife. You know, I had not heard that story until you told me. Until the news.

If I get sailing with Phoenix or goodnight. You're getting both. And some macaroni and his wife. You know, I had not heard that story until you told me. Until the news.

Until the news. The Nike fuel ban, that's what it was, cashed in on that.

Until the news. The Nike fuel ban, that's what it was, cashed in on that.