Matt Lieb
speaker
396 appearances
3 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard Jan 2025
Matt Lieb’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Goddamn.
Dude, I'm about to live to 200 years old. I ain't never dying, motherfucker. I ain't never dying. I get one out at least once a day.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is it sex? Because he didn't say nothing about sex. He said orgasms. And I do that on my own.
Yeah, he's turning it into like pretending he has quantifiable data and that like correlation and correlation is causation like that. Yeah, that's that's what he's trying to do.
It's nice to think it, though. It is nice to think.
ink it i'm going to print out that article show it to my girlfriend and say hey you got to help me live longer you know not coming enough i'm gonna die we gotta do this more yeah just start fucking in public and when the cops come be like this is medicine yeah do you want me to die six years earlier than i should i have a right to this exactly dr oz said i should fuck more
I mean, it's like this all feels very much like... when trump was telling everyone about uh the wonders of hydro uh hydroxychloroquine and then people are eating fucking fish food or like fish tank cleaner and dying and people like how could how could people be so stupid and it's like people are stupid you you can't tell them to eat the fucking fishbowl cleaner
I mean, it is medical malpractice whether or not he's legally liable for it or not. I would agree.
Man, that's really bad. Did he have like an alternative or was he just like decided one day that Plavix was going to be the thing?
Yeah, yeah. Eat some beans and put your face in some boiled water and you should be fine.
You know, Dr. Oz, the TV doctor said, I don't need this medicine. I just need more acai in my belly.
I want to talk to ghosts. I'm going to stop taking my Plavix and die of a stroke.
True is true. Yeah, absolutely. 100% true. Yeah. How you exploit it is a very different thing.
Gotta love a good like coin flip on whether or not he's fucking lying to you and having an adverse effect on your health.
But he would reframe it to be like, I'm batting 500 here and 500. That's a good batting.
He's giving us alternatives to dealing with the bureaucracy of medical institutions in this country. I have a Kaiser and I had to go to a rheumatologist and I tried to get a hold of him on the phone and they sent me through six different call centers to finally get to his office. Specific office. And then I asked the lady, oh, can I get the extension so that I don't have to deal with that?
And she's like, oh, sorry, we're not allowed to do that. And so now now I'm just recording every phone call and just, you know, freestyling to the hold music. Because it's the only thing I can do. I'm like, you know what? I might as well turn this into content because this is fucking ridiculous.
You know, there's like the amount of bullshit you have to go through makes people like Dr. Oz feel like a good alternative.
Get like bones. You can fly like a bird.
I mean, he's not wrong. He's not wrong.
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