Matt Malloy
speaker
55 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Apr 2026
last heard 19 Apr
Matt Malloy’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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The man who knew what I was about to say sat next to me on the plane.
A stupid smile plastered across his face.
That's what's so nerve-wracking about him.
Smart, he wasn't.
Or sensitive, either.
But still, he knew those lines and managed to say them.
All the lines I meant to say.
Three seconds before me.
Do you sell Guerlain Mystique?
He asked the flight attendant a minute before I could, and she gave him an orthodontic smile and said, there's just one last bottle left.
My wife goes crazy for that perfume, he said.
She's positively addicted.
If I come back from a trip without a bottle of Mystique from the duty-free, she says I don't love her anymore.
If I dare come into the house without at least one of these, I'm in deep
That was supposed to be my line.
But the man who knew what I was about to say stole it from me, without missing a beat.
As soon as the wheels touched the ground, he switched on his mobile, a second before I did, and called his wife.
I just landed, he told her.
I'm sorry, I know it was supposed to be yesterday.
Flight was canceled.
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