Matt Marr

And really kind of honest and more like just pragmatic.

This is pragmatic Santa, which Santa never is.

Yeah.

Well, it's also weird that Taylor decides that she's... So Taylor decides that she is going to be... We're getting back to the Klotz cookie Taylor where she's going to be joyless and angry and she's going to be like, no, you're not supposed to have dreams.

You're being... You have whatever you want in life.

You can't have it.

Be more realistic.

Where is this Taylor when she talks to her own daughter?

That's what I'd like to know.

Her daughter who's at Snowboard Academy.

That's a really good point.

She's obsessed with like either not disappointing her daughter and just buying her daughter off with money.

Yeah, she's preaching pragmatism and frugality to these kids.

Like the kid's like, I want to have a pony.

She's like, well, how about a paperclip?

Merry Christmas to three wives.

Jingle bells.

There it is.

And like, I wish if Taylor had been this, like...

you're gonna be on the pole in no time so some child comes running up on and just like jumps on her and I guess I don't know they have sharp items on their outfit or maybe it's just a poorly yeah like some like maybe the fat seat is like poorly designed and so all the lentils start to pour out the lentils pour out it's just like