Matt Marr
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I'm fine.
This year Santa's a flop.
This just in from Rex Reed.
Cindy Adams gives it a thumbs down.
Where did this come from?
What is this anger and resentment that she can't say to her daughter?
It has to be channeled into Santa.
I just want to say something that I know that we still have six hours more of this recap to go.
But I did ask AI to provide a Rex Reed-style pan of a terrible Santa.
And this is what AI came up with.
Bad Santa is naughty in all the wrong ways.
This vulgar, witless exercise and yuletide misanthropy mistakes profanity for wit.
Oh, you know, I just realized it's actually reviewing the movie Bad Santa.
I'll take it back.
I thought I was like a bad Santa Claus.
And I will have a prepared response written by AI.
Matthew says, well, you know, none of this is your problem.
You know, you seem – and he's like – and then Santa's like, you seem a little out of touch.
Never had a budget and put food on the table.
And so now Santa's lecturing him?