Matt McCusker

I was, you know, it was an internship in college and I was super excited.

I was like, all right, it's going to be cool.

I'm in an office.

And I was just, like, probably drinking coffee, and I was probably, like, 19, and I was just staring at a monitor.

I didn't really, like, know what to do with myself.

I was in such an alien environment.

Yeah, I was.

You know, the temperature was perfect.

But I remember just, like— So I shouldn't blame the temperature.

No, the temperature was beautiful.

It was actually—I was soaking it in.

And I just, like—

started like breathing weird and I remember my vision getting all distorted and I was like, oh, I'm like, I was like, I'm dying.

What the fuck?

I thought I was having a heart attack and I just like ran outside and just like stayed outside all day and just didn't go back for like an entire day.

Well, the problem was I feel like slightly before that, at the time I was like selling mushrooms.

So I had a pound of mushrooms and I had eaten a quarter ounce of not knowing what I was doing.

And I think that also, because I used to be able to drink coffee when I was younger.

And ever since I ate like a quarter ounce of mushrooms.

What would that be, two and a half grams?