Matt McCusker

No, seven.

So I ate an eighth one time and then I was like, well, if I eat two eighths, it'll be twice as fun.

So I ate seven grams, and I, like, dude, I rocked my socks in, like, a bad way.

Then it became good after that, but I started having anxiety after that.

What time did you eat them?

Like, nighttime, after, like, drinking all night.

So it was, like, not the best thing.

I tried to watch Wayne's World, and I felt like the couch was eating me, and I was like, all right, this is, I think they're kicking in.

And then, yeah, I started after that.

It was like horrible terror to like complete bliss to where I was like going to call my parents and tell them.

Five in the morning.

It was like, yeah, sunlight was coming.

No, I think I was at school or something.

But I do remember it was like the middle of the night.

So it was like dawn, like early dawn when it's still kind of dark.

And I remember tripping so hard that I thought I got stuck between night and day and I would never get out of that.

So when the sun came up, it was a gigantic relief for me.

But then it turned into this whole thing like I'm never working a day in my life.

I'm going to wander the earth.

That was my big idea.