Matt Randolph

And when you're losing those jobs...

120 grand in Oklahoma is a lot of money, by the way.

It's probably four times more than it is in New York City.

The cost of living in Oklahoma is very cheap.

No, I'm just saying for people outside of this part of the world, $120,000 in Oklahoma is a ton of money.

Like,

you're upper, upper middle class in Oklahoma with that salary.

So when those are the jobs you're losing and they don't require education, that's a huge problem for your state.

This is great news.

So thankfully, we are learning that there are some judges in the United States who aren't just anti-American because a judge has officially granted Joey Jaws Chestnut permission to leave his state and go compete for his 18th.

world championship in hot dog eating at coney island on july fourth he has seventeen championships he's going to go defend his mustard belt he had to plead guilty to assault and battery where he slapped some dude in the face and said it was just a misunderstanding and didn't really know why it was such a big deal

But anyway, he's got 180 days probation, but a judge, thankfully, is going to let him leave the state.

So he will be at Coney Island on July 4th to defend his Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Championship.

And I think it's just the greatest thing.

What would Coney Island be without Joey Jaws chestnut slamming 140 Nathan's wieners down his pie hole?

Like...

Well, you know that they have to practice.

Like they have to do that quite often to keep their stomachs stretched out.

Students at home just slamming down 200 hot dogs.

Like, what are you doing?