Matt Rodriguez-Payne

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4,711 appearances 12 recordings 1 series first heard Apr 2026 last heard 16 Aug

Matt Rodriguez-Payne’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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He then went on to depress Linda about her dog and harassment about his marriage. matched
He started out quite positively, saying it was possible to survive marriage breakdown, and then began describing all the awfulness while chomping on a sandwich and sighing heavily. matched
Considering he spends much of his time patting people on the back after their animals have pegged out, he's absolutely terrible at sympathy. matched
Talking of animals pegging out, Linda was getting all het up about what she perceived as a colossal miscarriage of justice until she found out Monty was banged to rights. matched
It wasn't the DNA, or the strong smell of mint sauce that convinced her. matched
It was the confession of two small boys who'd seen Monty swinging his keys and letting himself in through the back gate covered in blood. matched
Bafflingly, it appears Alan spends a lot of his time in his ecclesiastical work about the parish changing light bulbs. matched
So much so, he constantly hears jokes about it, apparently. matched
I didn't realise it was births, marriages, deaths, and domestic electrical work. matched
I might get our vicar in to look at my TV aerial in that case. matched
But as she's only about four foot two and terrified of ladders, that might not be appropriate. matched
But I wish I'd known they offered that as an extra service. matched
The light bulb was for Carol, who was entirely unabashed at the utter failure of her scavenger hunt, and had moved on instead to Richard's remembrance thingy in her back garden, which appeared to involve Allan doing her banking, and therefore putting himself enormously at risk, and Carol deliberately misleading Anna about the timing so that she wouldn't be there. matched
That was peculiarly unkind, and Alan should have some insight, surely, enough in any way to realise he's being hauled into a sword in an intense dynamic from which no one is going to emerge unscathed from any interaction with that poisonous harpy. matched
It started already. matched
Anna described herself as being fierce with Alan, when what I think she meant was rude and ungrateful. matched
Yeah, yeah. matched
So Anna is stomping round the village furiously. matched
Alan is slinking about thinking he's done something wrong but not entirely sure what, and Carol's happy as Larry, having caused as much malicious chaos as she can. matched
She even spent most of Richard's remembrance ceremony graciously forgiving him for blaming her for bumping off his stepdad. matched
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